So fucking close. I want to be tumblr famous!
Leszek vel Szczur (to his beloved wife)
Dude, come on. Why are you being such a spoil sport? It’s all in good fun.
God, you’re such a Steve.
No worries, yeah, I’m straight. Which is a problem because I got a few dudes sending pick up lines too.
Direct. I can respect that.
Girls! No more fucking anonymous messages, you creepers.
That kind of doesn’t make sense. But it’s dirty so: 7
Such bossy pick up lines.
You guys are fucking aggressive.
THat is a terrible pick up line.
Oh! You mean actually?
It’s all very hush, hush. No one knows. I might actually be a woman. Or a jew. Or a cat. Or all three depending on whether or not that’s legal in my country.
Mild undertone of rape. I’m sold.
10. You’re so persistent. I love you!
Hey, this is the fifth time I’ve gotten this one.
Silly, that’s not how that poem go—-OH! I see what you did there.
I miei seguaci femmina mi stanno dando i loro migliori pick up linee. I’mnot sicuro che traducecorrettamente. Stanno cercando di sedurmi. Lo fa più senso? Mi scuso per il mio italiano.
Dirty pick up lines are always fun.
You are a bear. Do not try to seduce me, you silly bear.
AWWWWW!!!! That sweet as fuck.
That is just terrible. It’s the 9/11 of pickup lines.
10, let’s fuck.
10, let’s get married.
What kind of man do you take me for!?
10. Let’s date.
OH! Now I get it!
I see, because you’re so skill at seduction you’ll have me out of my pants within the nest 25 minutes.
Very clever, girl.
I do declare, you are one smooth operator, ma’am.
10 as fuck!
Is that supposed to be a pick-up line?
Because I kind of love it.
Compliment my intelligence then walk the fuck off. This is the only one so far that might actually work.
Yes, ma’am, I do.
Oh! Calling me a prostitue. That’s actually sex as fuck.
Already got that one.
3 for lack stealing that other girl’s line.
Really? That’s all you’ve got?
Uh, that is the shittiest pick up line ever. You are a very awkward girl.
No! Stop! That’s gay!
Willow Smith? Is that you?
Love Fresh Prince: 10
Fuck, I’m so hungry.
Pulling out the rape card, huh?
That’s always a good one.