November 2011
October 2011
20 away till 100 followers :) yeyy!!
So fucking close. I want to be tumblr famous!
“If you die before I die, I will not bury you, I will cook you, and then I will eat you with a nice wine”
—
Leszek vel Szczur (to his beloved wife)
thanks god your little gay parade of questions is over ...fuck you
Dude, come on. Why are you being such a spoil sport? It’s all in good fun.
God, you’re such a Steve.
-Erik.
Okay. No more pick up lines. I loved them all. You girls are super cool. But I'm going to stop being such a man-whore today. I do apologize for those that I did not get to answer. They were lovely and sexy. -Erik.
Are you straight? Just asking, no h8. :L
No worries, yeah, I’m straight. Which is a problem because I got a few dudes sending pick up lines too.
-Erik.
I say fuck all these pick up lines, you+me in my bed. NOW... Please...
Direct. I can respect that.
7
-Erik.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
10!
-Erik.
Girls! No more fucking anonymous messages, you creepers.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
That kind of doesn’t make sense. But it’s dirty so: 7
-Erik.
I don't like your pants, take them off.
Yes, ma’am!
Such bossy pick up lines.
You guys are fucking aggressive.
Jesus.
-Erik.
You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I’m knocked out.
Clever.
7
-Erik.
this isnt a pick up line haha i was just wondering how old you were and where you were from?xx
THat is a terrible pick up line.
Oh! You mean actually?
It’s all very hush, hush. No one knows. I might actually be a woman. Or a jew. Or a cat. Or all three depending on whether or not that’s legal in my country.
-Erik.
Ill be Burger King you be McDonalds, ill have it my way and you'll be lovin it. <3
Mild undertone of rape. I’m sold.
7.9
-Erik.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
10. You’re so persistent. I love you!
-Erik.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Hey, this is the fifth time I’ve gotten this one.
1
-Erik.
roses are red, violets are blue, I want to munch your cock.
Silly, that’s not how that poem go—-OH! I see what you did there.
9
-Erik.
io non ho capito niente di questo gioco :( quindi.. ciao XD
I miei seguaci femmina mi stanno dando i loro migliori pick up linee. I’mnot sicuro che traducecorrettamente. Stanno cercando di sedurmi. Lo fa più senso? Mi scuso per il mio italiano.
-Erik.
Do you know the difference between a blow job and a hamburger? No? D'ya wanna do lunch?
Dirty pick up lines are always fun.
8
-Erik.
hey, can you guess what screws like a tiger and winks? ;P
You are a bear. Do not try to seduce me, you silly bear.
-Erik.
mind holding this while i go for a walk? "offers hand"
AWWWWW!!!! That sweet as fuck.
7.8
-Erik.
You can fall from the sky, You can fall from a tree, but baby the best way to fall is in love with me
That is just terrible. It’s the 9/11 of pickup lines.
1
-Erik.
Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
Bow!
8
-Erik.
I'm not a hipster, but baby I can make your hips stir.
…really, sweetheart?
5.6
-Erik.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
10, let’s fuck.
-Erik.
My boyfriend ran off, could you be his replacement?
Not bad.
7
-Erik.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
10, let’s get married.
-Erik.
Have you ever played leap frog naked?
What kind of man do you take me for!?
6
-Erik.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
10. Let’s date.
-Erik.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
10.
Excuse me, according to my watch it says your not wearing any underwear. "wait for reply". Oh, it must be twenty minutes fast.
OH! Now I get it!
I see, because you’re so skill at seduction you’ll have me out of my pants within the nest 25 minutes.
Understood.
Very clever, girl.
7.
-Erik.
I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
I do declare, you are one smooth operator, ma’am.
6
-Erik.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
10 as fuck!
-Erik.
you are so damn smart,bye! :)
Is that supposed to be a pick-up line?
Because I kind of love it.
Compliment my intelligence then walk the fuck off. This is the only one so far that might actually work.
10
-Erik.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
How romantic.
10.
roses are nice. Violets are fine. You'll be the six. And I'll be the nine. Ya dig. ;)
Yes, ma’am, I do.
6.9
-Erik.
Are you free tonight, or would it cost me?
Oh! Calling me a prostitue. That’s actually sex as fuck.
7
-Erik.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.
BOOOOO!!!!!!
Already got that one.
3 for lack stealing that other girl’s line.
-Erik.
Let me jingle your bells so we can enjoy a white Christmas.
Really? That’s all you’ve got?
5
-Erik.
Try again.
your so beautiful, that i'm just going to call you ugly.
Uh, that is the shittiest pick up line ever. You are a very awkward girl.
1
-Erik.
I want to hang myself while you jerk me off.
No! Stop! That’s gay!
-Erik.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Willow Smith? Is that you?
Love Fresh Prince: 10
-Erik.
You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.
Fuck, I’m so hungry.
10?
-Erik.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ;)
Pulling out the rape card, huh?
That’s always a good one.
7
-Erik.
