Oh my fuck.
I’m just going to be a woman for now.
My penis is currently under construction. Please come back later.
-Erika, the woman.
48 Laws of Power. Autobiography of Malcolm X. Art of War. The Prince.
I’m not one for fiction.
I like pictures with my fiction.
Well I’m not dead, so that sucks.
SHUT UP, ERIK!
No room, you pervert. Jesus.
Oh not at all. I have cystic acne and a micropenis.
Also, I’m homeless.
Contrary to popular belief, my cock, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.
Although when I’m turned on it’s pretty difficult to distinguish the two.
All bitches be tripping, regardless of their equipment.
New goal in life: become a basketball wife.